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Created by Ricky Drabsch on April 12, 2005, 3:11 am



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 Hoff emails **** and are not funny.
Get original losers (losers being the perpetuators of these ridiculously unfunny emails)


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154 10 May 2007 - 10:42    sonymony : hey this is a male want to be she
153 22 Apr 2007 - 1:35    dg : petitionspot.com/petition s/Tgoisajoke
152 14 Feb 2007 - 15:10    Bradley Wright : The Hoff is rubbish.
151 2 Feb 2007 - 5:22    foot fetish : Since one of the ideas is to split strings not into words, but hopefully into phrases more semantically informative than the words they are made of, doing that better should mean better suggestions, and avoiding what essentially are word n-tuples should make for smaller data and slightly faster querying.
150 1 Feb 2007 - 17:31    shemales pictures : Superb! (I wrote something else and then I read below that I aint supposed ter. So I deleted it.)
149 1 Feb 2007 - 9:27    shemales pictures : Since one of the ideas is to split strings not into words, but hopefully into phrases more semantically informative than the words they are made of, doing that better should mean better suggestions, and avoiding what essentially are word n-tuples should make for smaller data and slightly faster querying.
148 27 Jan 2007 - 11:18    tramdol : I got the same tramadol attack... well, not the same, because it was only about 20 comments instead of 90, and i t have any filtering set up, and I just deleted them one at a time... hmm.. the only thing really in common was that it was about tramadol... what filter do you have set up that caught them all?
147 26 Jan 2007 - 13:44    tramdol : I always have terrible trouble with comment-related plugins that require me to put some line in the comment loop; I can never seem to find the right spot. Can anyone tell me where I should put the php line in my comments loop? I haven not modified anything much, and I would be very grateful. Thanks!
146 16 Nov 2006 - 15:52    mafuman : two thumbs for the man legend!
145 25 Aug 2006 - 8:15    sjacob : Enough of the Hoff
144 20 Jun 2006 - 9:38    Luke : Dear god. No more Hoff. NO MORE.
143 18 Jun 2006 - 16:15    Marjo : bow all for the king
142 17 May 2006 - 23:47    Bassio : We are not worthy HOFF thy allmighty one
141 10 Apr 2006 - 12:19    susen famstrom : I support this petition.Hello David Hasselhoffs. I think that David are sweet and he sing good.I under how I can write to him? bay susen
140 24 Feb 2006 - 20:31    John Clarke : Hoff Hoff he's our man, if he cant do it no one can. LONG LIVE THE HOFF
139 24 Feb 2006 - 20:29    Kris Knight : I love the Hoff. He is my idle and if I grow up to be half the man he is, I know I would make my parents proud. Hoff, I love you! xxx
138 12 Feb 2006 - 22:54    Andrew Brown : I love eating roast peanuts and staring at pictures of the hoffman nude!
137 1 Feb 2006 - 7:34    Justin Ott : Love is like a mustard seed; planted by God and watered by the HOFF!
136 1 Feb 2006 - 6:27    Edward stock : Since i was 13 i have masterbated over the hoff everynight! Is this wrong?Hes my everything!
135 20 Jan 2006 - 6:38    James Smillie : This means you Sonja!
134 16 Jan 2006 - 11:13    Baby : I support this petition.
133 16 Jan 2006 - 11:12    Jennifer McDonnell : I don't know what is going on... He was NEVER cool - and now his is more annoying that ever!
132 11 Jan 2006 - 21:00    Anto : Bring back Tony Blackburn....
131 11 Jan 2006 - 19:45    Shane : Whatever happened to the little guy in "different strokes"? You must remember him. Think he met hoff in one crossover episode. (shudder)
130 11 Jan 2006 - 19:43    Bones : The folks here are attempting to bring in a contender for the Hoff. Current runners are Tom Jones, Mr.T, Heff, Daniel O'Donnell. (Don't ask the guy who came up with that last one is not spoken to anymore)
129 7 Dec 2005 - 17:20    Finny : All Hail the god that is HOFF
128 7 Dec 2005 - 17:12    kezzaroo : The HOFF is god, bow DOWN!!
127 18 Nov 2005 - 6:45    Martin 'DONT SEND ME ANYMORE HOFFMAILS' Holly : the next person to hoffmail me gets a swift kick in the ass!
126 4 Nov 2005 - 9:31    Michs : THE HOFF IS A LEGEND = HE'S THE CORNIEST GUY IN THE WORLD...BUT NEVERTHELESS A LEGEND!
125 28 Oct 2005 - 9:48    Mitch : The Hoff says you are a fag
124 22 Oct 2005 - 18:22    hoffstar : leave me alone guys i didnt want to become this famous i too am sick of the hoff mania all these lovely ladies wanting me i can see why alot of you are jealous of me,as for the petitioner mate get a life already..
123 15 Oct 2005 - 19:21    Jamiecall : Hoff is god . Hoff is god . Hoff is god . Nuff said
122 11 Oct 2005 - 9:18    James Stewart : Nightrider SUX! this is the best thing he has ever been involved in!
121 3 Oct 2005 - 12:55    One T : i like to put his fire out. THE HOFF ROCKS!!
120 3 Oct 2005 - 8:22    Lucas Pipe : I love the Hoff!! He is my IDOL, Dont bag him!
119 23 Sep 2005 - 5:59    K.I.T.T. : I'm sure I'm not alone in saying that I have imagined that I was Hoff many times before in my life. From childhood with "a talking car", into adolescence where you're "surrounded by gorgeous hot ass babes", to now as an adult with the difficult task of trying to be known by the entire world and not looking like a total ***** most of the time.
118 22 Sep 2005 - 22:15    The Hoff Project : We are attempting to compile the biggest repository of Hoff images the world has ever seen at www.thehoffproject.com. Check it out and hit upload to add yours. Bless you all, this great idol needs your help.
117 21 Sep 2005 - 21:22    Mike Knight : Mike Knight is king!!! Mike Knight is king! I am the hoff!! I also think Nik is a legend. Mike.
116 21 Sep 2005 - 20:56    Memnoch : Somebody kill me please...
115 20 Sep 2005 - 16:26    Ben Tye : HOFF FOR PRIME MINISTER, why would you want to ban Hoff. He is legend and clearly you need to be shot!
114 19 Sep 2005 - 17:09    Clive Lennox : Just the thought of him in those tight Speedos, entering the ocean, made me wanna get wet too!
113 19 Sep 2005 - 17:00    Clive Lennox : The Hoff helped me get over my phobia of the water. He rules!!!
112 16 Sep 2005 - 21:04    Enda Mulry : I love the Hoff, how can you not love him in those hot speedos!!!!!
111 15 Sep 2005 - 18:22    SHEILA's from Dublin : Leave the HOFF ALONE!!!!! what has he ever done on you guys.... he is a LEGEND!!! big up the speedos HOFFMAN!!!!!
110 14 Sep 2005 - 9:23    craig : I was threatened with banning from Key-reports@googlegroups. com for too many hoff emails. It's become an addiction. Someone please help.
109 9 Sep 2005 - 21:25    Craig Robinson : Your talking crazy fool! do not diss sir Hoff. i think somebody is just jealous and needs a little Hoff loving. LONG LIVE THE HOFF
108 9 Sep 2005 - 21:25    Jack O'Sullivan : The Hoff brings with him a sense of soothing calm at this troubled time for the world. Like the second coming of Christ, the Hoff will live on and on and be remembered forever more, Amen.
107 9 Sep 2005 - 19:56    Panda : HOFF = LEGEND. LONG MAY HE RULE THE WORLD
106 9 Sep 2005 - 19:54    Ian : Viva la Hoff meister
105 8 Sep 2005 - 20:36    hoffrules : Hoff rules, there's no one like the hoff. We need more hoff.
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